The process that I went through to convince myself into saying that dumb joke was me thinking, oh man this is going to be so funny cause I feel like everyone 80% of the time wakes up wanting to pee really bad. Oh man he’s gonna think I’m SO FUNNY AND RELATEBLE.
I guess he pretended to laugh, but he was bad at pretending. I’m such a brat for thinking. PRETEND BETTER BECAUSE YOU GOTTA SELL IT. I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. YOU GOTTA MAKE ME BELIEVE IT.
Person: What about you? What gets you up every morning?
Me: What gets me up every morning? The sudden urge to have to pee really bad hahahahaha [whispers] I’m really lame please laugh at my joke