59. A majority of my wardrobe is black.
58. My parents don’t wait for me when I go to tie my shoes.
They never fucking wait for me I swear to god they’re trying to get rid of me LOL when I go to tie my shoes they never wait so it would go down like this
~*~SCENARIO~*~
We all get out of the car and we walk towards the grocery store.
Me: oh wait! lemme tie my shoes
Parents: /keeps on walking
Me: I …….. hah okay you guys wait up this will only take a second
Parents: /several feet away from me now
Me: /single tear
57. I fake laugh a lot.
To be honest I always feel so bad when someone trys REALLY HARD to crack a joke and people don’t find it funny, I HAVE TO FAKE LAUGH. I don’t want to just stand there saying nothing becuase I don’t want to be mean so I do one of thoes small laughs like “haha” and pretend that I thought it was funny.
I’m really getting tired of fake laughing to be honest just ughhh
Fuck it why is being nice so hard
The little polite things people do for other people aklsdjfakdflkj WHY
I mean I understand like holding the door for a huge crowd of people but FAKE LAUGHING? WHAT? ……….. that shit gets tiring
because you’re laughing on the outside
while on the inside you’re just like “oh god please somebody stop her”
56. I have really bad stage fright.
Any situation that involves me getting in front of a huge group of people makes me nervous. I feel so uncomfortable whenever people’s eyes are on me, it feels like they’re all waiting for me to mess up.
55. I laugh at my own jokes.
Whenever I have something funny to tell to my friends, before I even start the joke, I’m already doubled over laughing.
54. When I was little I attempted to walk on the ceiling.
So sometimes whenever I got my hands on tape I would loop it, so that it would be sticky on both sides, stick it onto the bottom of my feet, and attempt to walk up the wall hahaha
53. I sometimes wonder about how the outcomes of certain scenarios would be if I had said or done things differently.
52. I don’t mind having bad eyesight. I kind of like being nearsighted.
Sure it get’s annoying sometimes, because I can’t see as well compared to other people, but it’s nice to wake up in the morning with only one thing in focus while everything else fades into oblivion.
51. I don’t really have a “favorite” anything
I’m too indecisive to just pick one certain thing, unless I know for sure that I am absolutely in love with it.
