It’s embarrassing when you try to playfully punch someone, but instead of hurting them, everything backfires and you end up painfully cracking all of your knuckles.

virginsucide:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

Have you ever felt so embarrassed that you just want to throw yourself out of a window? 

I have lost track of the many penis’ that have ended up on my dash. There is …. two kawaii penis’ on my dash today….. like its a photo of two penis’ only with kawaii shoujo eyes

I was scrolling through my dash and I saw this picture
I didn’t know what I was looking at so I clicked on it to make it bigger
……….. it was a close up of a boob